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Halloween Jokes

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Answer: Spelling!

What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
Answer: A Sand-witch

Why did the witch's mail rattle?
Answer: It was a chain letter.

What is a witch with poison ivy called?
Answer: An itchy witchy.

What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Answer: Ghostcards.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
Answer: The roller ghoster

What tops off a ghost's sundae?
Answer: Whipped Scream

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
Answer: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Answer: Because he's always a goblin.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
Answer: He's mist

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: Hoblin Goblin.

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What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
Answer: A boo-loney sandwich.

What's a cold, evil candle called?
Answer: The wicked wick of the north.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Answer: In the casketeria.

What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation?
Answer: A blood vessel.

Why wasn't the vampire working?
Answer: He was on his coffin break.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
Answer: A blood hound.

When does a skeleton laugh?
Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
Answer: It had no body to dance with.

What sailor like to be chilled to the bone?
Answer: A skeleton crew.

What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: A trombone.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
Answer: A wash-and-werewolf.

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Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
Answer: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Answer: Hallowieners.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
Answer: His ghoul friend.

What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer: Rice Creepies.

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What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
Answer: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch!

Why did the black cat cross the road?
Answer: To catch up with the chicken.

Why are black cats such good singers?
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Why was the mummy so tense?
Answer: He was all wound up.

How can you tell when windows are scared?
Answer: They get shudders.

What do you call serious rocks?
Answer: Grave stones.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Answer: Tweets.

What do little trees say on Halloween?
Answer: Twig or treat.

What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
Answer: A cereal killer

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